What’s with the corrupt 11-year-olds this week? First, a breathtakingly foul-mouthed and poorly-raised little emo girl gets an entire internet community to converge on her life, prompting an unfortunately hilarious video outburst from her moustachioed dad (simultaneously coining the internet memes “cyberpolice”, “back-traced” and “You dun goofed up”).
Now, an 11-year-old boy just got busted (apparently [...]

Congrats to Spain for winning the World Cup and congrats to me for making it through one of the most boring, low-scoring-est and foul-heavy games of the whole tournament. Such an anti-climax, somehow. At least in 2006, we got a masterful, career-closing kung-fu headbutt of justice. As much as I love football or soccer or [...]